ETCH - The Egg
Price: $79.95
This dinosaur sized egg is so perfectly textured and slopey youll be chalking up and slappin it around be for it even makes it to the wall. Ranging from full handed comfort to desperate squeezing, the Humpty is THE macro sloper for walls of all shapes and sizes. Just bolt that thing on and slap it like a naughty lil bastard!